are the 1s supposed to be is like birds rights activist thATS SILLY
[She has very little clue how texting works and is trying it out with the characteristic vigor of a teenager, texting everyone with an interesting username and absolutely no clue who they are.]
[Because he also has very little clue how texting works, and because the person who invented keypad texting did their best but was an absolute lunatic, this is the result of careful and meticulous trial and error over maybe half an hour:]
He'd thought there might be something sinister here, but— look, he knows wind ups to dumb jokes when he sees them. if this turns out to be his brother he's gonna be pissed.]
@D4D_J0K3Z
[She has very little clue how texting works and is trying it out with the characteristic vigor of a teenager, texting everyone with an interesting username and absolutely no clue who they are.]
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pggghi pirS mmOddef
PISS
OFF
[great]
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got any other good ones
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whhat are yyou
[there is no obvious button for punctuation like there are for letters, so we're just gonna have to wing it]
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[well sort of]
why did th scarecrow get promoted
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He'd thought there might be something sinister here, but— look, he knows wind ups to dumb jokes when he sees them. if this turns out to be his brother he's gonna be pissed.]
no
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are you done
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or you can tell me what yuor name means
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nnot myz name wasnt me its stuupid
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want to hear a joke about ghosts
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[the one fun thing about this thing is that it makes specific beeps for specific sequences of letters, so now he knows a little ditty for 'piss off']
realj name has a birdd in it
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oh jeeze is it hawke?/:??
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might be who aaare yout
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its ellie stupid
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how w was i supposed to know whatts yours meaan
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i didntknow you hated jokes soo much
itell jokes sduh
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is that whatt the rest of it is supposedd to be bad jojkes but spelled wronmg
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whats a good joke then huh
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[definitely not because he doesn't know one. shut up. he's not the funny brother.]